I'm Not Lazy — I'm Under Attack Pin Badge

They called you lazy. They were measuring the wrong war.

The I'm Not Lazy — I'm Under Attack pin is for everyone who has been clocked staring at the ceiling while the notifications stack like ordnance. Black face. Red words big enough to read from across the room. White lines for the part they refuse to hear:

I'M NOT LAZY,
I'M UNDER ATTACK.

• Official Cockroach Janta Party merchandise
• Design: Defiant stacked typography · cockroach + stars · COCKROACH JANTA PARTY arc
• Matte black distressed finish — looks like it has already survived your week
• Standard pin-back button with metal clutch (approx. 2.25" / 58mm)

Capitalism wants you productive. Your family wants you married. Your landlord wants you employed. Your brain wants a nap. Everyone is firing at once. This pin does not fix that. It names it so the next person who says "just wake up earlier" has to read the rebuttal on your chest.

Pin it on your hoodie, your robe, your bag at the grocery store where you are buying one onion like a tactical operation. Wear it to the interview. Wear it to the family function. Wear it in bed — we are not judging, we are under attack.

Together · Resilient · Unstoppable — you cannot squash a movement. You can only misdiagnose it as laziness until the cockroaches inherit the calendar.

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