{"product_id":"not-lazy-under-attack-pin-badge","title":"I'm Not Lazy — I'm Under Attack Pin Badge","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey called you lazy.\u003c\/strong\u003e They were measuring the wrong war.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eI'm Not Lazy — I'm Under Attack\u003c\/strong\u003e pin is for everyone who has been clocked staring at the ceiling while the notifications stack like ordnance. Black face. Red words big enough to read from across the room. White lines for the part they refuse to hear:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'M NOT LAZY,\u003cbr\u003eI'M UNDER ATTACK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficial Cockroach Janta Party merchandise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Defiant stacked typography · cockroach + stars · COCKROACH JANTA PARTY arc\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMatte black distressed finish\u003c\/strong\u003e — looks like it has already survived your week\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard pin-back button\u003c\/strong\u003e with metal clutch (approx. 2.25\" \/ 58mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCapitalism wants you productive. Your family wants you married. Your landlord wants you employed. Your brain wants a nap. \u003cstrong\u003eEveryone is firing at once.\u003c\/strong\u003e This pin does not fix that. It \u003cstrong\u003enames it\u003c\/strong\u003e so the next person who says \"just wake up earlier\" has to read the rebuttal on your chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePin it on your hoodie, your robe, your bag at the grocery store where you are buying one onion like a tactical operation. Wear it to the interview. Wear it to the family function. Wear it in bed — we are not judging, \u003cstrong\u003ewe are under attack\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTogether · Resilient · Unstoppable\u003c\/strong\u003e — you cannot squash a movement. You can only misdiagnose it as laziness until the cockroaches inherit the calendar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOfficial CJP badge — 15-piece store. Zero corporate donors. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cjpofficial.org\/#manifesto\"\u003eRead the Manifesto\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Cockroach Janta Party","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48279425188054,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/8679\/7270\/files\/cjp-badge6-01-front-flatlay.png?v=1779369352","url":"https:\/\/shop.cjpofficial.org\/products\/not-lazy-under-attack-pin-badge","provider":"CJP Official","version":"1.0","type":"link"}